A new store has opened!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go
to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends
the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to
herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up she goes.


The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and
help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,
there must be
more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me!
But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth
floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice
day.



:beer

 

This is an old story, told many times before! And all so true, especially for the few Buick women out there that scare the men away, I have a list of several, well maybe only 3 and they all reside in Michigan! Oh My, they own their own Buicks, too! RV

 

only in Michigan???????????????:gt:

 

Another GOOD canadian store.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Since New York has all of our snow, I may take a run to Ottawa and have a look.

I would like to know what floor I would be on, as I do not have a job. I do have some of the other qualities............I think.

Harold Rolls.:TU: :TU: :TU:

 

Good one Mike!

I enjoyed it:laugh:

 

ou: 2 Fun e:laugh: :laugh: :TU:

 

Annex??

Any chance they could be persuaded to open an annex at the Mauled in America?? I am sure they could tack on another store with no problem!
Er, what floor can I find the ones with snow blowers on?? p