Widdle Wabbits" (A Story To Warm Your Heart) A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest lisp, "Excuthe me mithter, do you have widdle wabbiths?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbis or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet phthon weally gives a thit."
