51 years ago Herman Jones, a West Virginia mountain man, was drafted into the United States Army. On the first day of boot camp the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon an Army barber cut off all his hair. On the second day of boot camp the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon an Army dentist pulled out 7 of his teeth. On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap... The Army is still looking for him.:eek2: :Brow: :grin:
