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chicken soup for the beer drinker's soul

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by TXGS, Dec 16, 2003.

  1. TXGS

    TXGS Paint by numbers 70 GS 455 4spd

    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
    shamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the breweryand all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

    Jack Handy



    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in themorning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "

    Frank Sinatra

    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

    Henny Youngman


    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

    Stephen Wright


    "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. Whenwefall asleep, we commit no sin... When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

    Brian O'Rourke


    "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
    mankind isbeer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

    Dave Barry


    BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

    "Unknown"


    Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.


    To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a
    can!



    And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, ofCheers.
    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory tohis buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

    Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is theslowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
    first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's whyyou always feel smarter after a few beers."
     
  2. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer

    Dee
     
  3. SpecialWagon65

    SpecialWagon65 Ted Nagel

    Brewing = the worlds SECOND oldest profession. :laugh:
     

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