While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Wally leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?" And thus began Wally's life of celibacy.
hahah!:laugh: :laugh: Good start to a nice Sunday morning.... Time to escape and play some golf:Brow:
Sounds like something I'd say.. and get elbowed in the gut for!:grin: Until she sees the gleam in my eye!:Brow: Of course then I'd have to prove that I remember her fav flower!:grin: :TU: Good one!:bglasses:
Here is good one fer ya...... My wife's was red roses....... so I bring her home red roses and she says, "Well, that's nothing special.... I know that you drive near a flower shop on your way home every night. That took no imagination to get those". :af: I guess that's why she is now my ex-wife :beer
Pretty good! :grin: I don't believe my girl friend has a favorite flower. She seems happy when I buy her any kind of flower.