For us girls.

NAUGHTY MIND? Who? ME? p

I'm as pure as the driven snow...... :bglasses:


.....that has been driven across a farm field, an old parking lot, a mud hole, a landfill...... :spank:


Really, how did you ever get the impression that I have a naughty mind? You must have me confused with someone else.

 

oh...maybe I made a mistake....

anyways ..see you in Church this sunday....

 

Thread Bare

I usually read these posts out loud to her and I told her I get a kick out of the women on this site. I only know of 3 women on the V8 site but they seem like some fun ones. Hope to meet you all someday. :beer

 

I keep trying to go to church, but for some strange reason, when I walk in I keep bursting into flames!! :af:

They let YOU in?????? :shock:

 

This is cute and appropriate....

Subject: Sheldon

A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City
during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi
immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie
says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Sheldon."

"Who?"

"Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything
right. Like my cab being vacant during a rainstorm. It
would have happened like that for Sheldon every single
time."

"Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few
clouds over everybody", stated the passenger.

"Not Sheldon," said the cabbie. "He was a terrific
athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis.
He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera
baritone and danced like a Broadway star. Handsome and
sophisticated, more than Cary Grant. He had a better
body than Arnold in his prime. He was something!

"Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women
happy," the cabbie continued. "He had a memory like a
computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew
all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix
anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole
neighbourhood blacks out."

"Wow, incredible , no wonder you remember him!" said
the passenger.

"Well, I never actually met Sheldon," admitted the
cabbie.

"Then how do you know so much about him?" asked the
passenger.

"After he died, I married his wife."

 

MY KIND OF WOMEN
:Brow:

 

He's a lumberjack and he's okay...

 

Man, I've been missing all the fun over night!

Naughty Buick girl here too! :spank: :moonu:

My horns hold up my halo! :laugh:

 

...he sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

Great tune, but that lumberjack ends up being a crossdresser!! So, he's not in contention in this race......


Dee, is this drawing of you?

 

Oh cool! Looks just like me and it's perfect for a tattoo. Maybe I'll have to go get a new one! Put it right here :moonu: for a lucky someone (no one at the moment) to look at!!! uzzled: :laugh:

 

Wow, pretty quiet in here today.....

....must be hump day!! :laugh:

 

Shouldn't be quiet if it's hump day!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Think we must be too much for these men. Scared them off!!!

 

I am trying real hard

I am trying real hard to be be a good boy! It is not my nature to be so good! :laugh: ..........The Scooter tramp in me is trying to come out but I am fighting it off...getting weaker.........so weak.........
Don

 

Obviously. Sissys!!

It's unfortunate - I am feeling a little frisky today, with a desire to frolic.
Can't get that dang song out of my head........

Sweet Caroline....da da da.......

 

meeeoooow


ruf ruf

 

Funny how when you say frolic, Rex pops up! uzzled:

 

Okay that it!

I am going to get banned if this keeps UP , I am thinkin that maybe a few ladies need a good old spankin :shock: for tryin to egg us on!
Don

 

I'd be worried about that one....worried that they might give a few of us guys spankings... :eek2:


WHACK !!

BTW...I'm just worried this thread will get into a higher level with these Buick chicks....(the one up north worries me)...and we get banned for a year).....

maybe I stop posting o No:

 

They take the bait - EVERY TIME! It's just so easy to do..... :laugh:

What fascinates me the most: There are 10,605 members on this board, and we've only been able to flush out a handful of supposedly "happily" married men. And they are nearly begging for more. Yet, the single male members (hehe, I said 'member') are nowhere to be found.

Not only is this pure fun, but I am conducting my own informal psychological study of men and their behaviors. I may have to write a book.

Perhaps the single men are still in the instinctual 'hunting' mode, and we are just too much adversary for them to confront. The married men have been there, hunted that and survived and aren't as skittish.

Class....your thoughts?