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Mike comes in to the doctor office and says I have shingles
The assistant nurse takes him to a room asks his medical history and takes his vitals. She walks out of the room.
The nurse comes in and asks Mike what he has and Mike says he has shingles. She has him take off his clothes and get into a gown before she takes more vitals and runs some blood work and she leaves the room.
The doctor comes in and asks Mike what he has and Mike says he has shingles. The doctor says where are they and Mike replys they are in my truck.

 

Okay, this aint a meme, just a funny picture from the news a ways back.

There was a story about an abandoned vessel floated ashore in the Marshall Islands with 1400 kg of cocaine -- largest drug cache ever found on the islands. So the government seized the drugs and destroyed them. check out the ACTUAL caption.


Marshall Islands Police Captain Eric Jorban (left) empties packages of cocaine into an incinerator in the capital Majuro, on December 15.

 

Looks more like a barbecue grill than any incinerator that I've seen.

 

Everybody living within 2 miles downwind got 50% more done than usual that day. And that dude dumping bags was moving FAST.

 

The Nuremberg Code addresses experimentation on human subjects, not laws regarding public safety.

saying it applies to mask wearing in public is like saying planes should have gotten speeding tickets back when our national speed limit was 55.

Also, and perhaps more importantly, that post is COMPLETELY made up.

 

Yes The Nuremberg post is totally fabricated and fake news spread by the evil Facebook.

 

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