Mothers In Law....gotta love 'em

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Marvin's65, Dec 11, 2003.

  1. Marvin's65

    Marvin's65 In progress :|

    Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging a young man between them.
    "This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one.

    "No! He agreed to marry my daughter," said the other.

    And so they began arguing until the King called for silence.

    "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half."

    "Sounds good to me," said the first lady.

    But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."

    The wise king did not hesitate for a moment. "The man must marry the first woman's daughter," he proclaimed.

    "But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court.

    "Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That proves she is the true mother-in-law."
     
  2. JTY

    JTY 1969 Buick Skylark

    How fitting that could be in so many cases.
     

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