It's easy to understand why radical, fundamentalist Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Just look at their lifestyle: * No premarital sex. * No booze. None. Never. * No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV. * No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN. * No Hooters!!. * No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. * No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- NO sports!!!. * Women have to be completely covered and wear veils. No thongs. * No Victoria's Secret stuff. * Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels. * Sand. *&^%** sand everywhere! * More sand. * Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish. * Sandstorms. More **$#@ sand everywhere! * Rags for clothes and hats. * Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips. * Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe yourself with your left hand. Toilet tissue considered "decadent, Western." * Constant wailing from next door ... no...wait, that's their music! And when you die it's supposed to all get better... No wonder they volunteer!
Reminds me of the late Sam Kinison. He had a bit about World Hunger, always cracked me up:laugh: Think it went something like this: "You know it just occured to me that there wouldn't be World hunger if you people would live WHERE THE FOOD IS! See this, this is sand, nothing grows in this s--t, nothings gonna grow here. You know what this is gonna be in 1000years..... SAND Here taste it ^&%***%$**. " Man I miss that guy!
Yes he could:grin: Wish he was still around, bet he'd have some funny stuff to say about Saddam and Osama.:laugh:
