Hey guys! I haven't posted here in a while and I thought ya'll might get a kick outta this story that happened to me yesterday. Well.... I was hungry (like always) and I wasn't feeling so hot. My mom fixed me a sandwich. It was good too! ground meat with onions celery and pepper. I was done with the first one and half way through the second when I got to thinkin.... she's never used this pepper before. Keep eatin... that pepper catches my eye again... and I keep lookin at it and notice it's not pepper. It's bugs!! Boll Weevils... I must have eatin like 2 er 300 of those lil suckers... guess I got my protein yesterday hahaha!!!! :TU: :TU: :TU: :Brow:
Melinda That makes you an honorary citizen of south Louisiana! Just one thing........we boil our bugs with cayenne pepper first!(for flavor of course):laugh:
simple! (this is in response to the post that has nothing to do with the thread) you got it easy you should see my set up!!
i once took a swig of sprite full of ants. the worse part is they started crawling all around my mouth face and hands. it was new years eve and the most disgusting thing ever! pete
bugs... a long time ago, i was driving down the road, windows down, drinking a 20 oz. mello yello...well i take a big swig, and there's something solid in my mouth, so in disgust and shock i spit yellow soda all over my shirt, and along with it, the moth that just flew in through the window and into my soda bottle... turns my stomach to this day thinking about it... scott
Sad Story (not really) Towards the end of my first marriage (can you see where this is going?) My cheatin' lyin' stealin' spouse was scarfing down raisin bran when she decided that it was crunchier than usual. Closer inspection showed dozens of big black ants crawling through the box! I'm serious - it looked like something straight out of a gross out movie. Still one of the highlights of my life. No, I DIDN'T put them in there.
Hey Melinda, I'll have to pass on that Dinner invite! :laugh: That was the problem with football, I recall too many bugs going straight down. I guess the good thing was we never saw um.:eek2: Back in my single years, I made some cream of mushroom soap (OK I admit, we couldn't cook). Got pretty sick that night and the next day. On the following day, I over heard my buddys mention he finally tossed out the old milk:shock: , said it came out in clumps!:jd: :error: I knew that soup didn't taste right. ou: ou: ou: I would MUCH rather of had those bugs than the milk that was weeks spoiled. Since then, I never made that mistake again...:grin:
ou: Back in the 80's i was driving cross country driving my Peterbilt hauling apples. Come night I was hungry ,opened the trailer and got a few. Starting driving down the highway , bite into a apple and tasted DIRT !!! Turned on the interior light and found "only" half of a worm !uzzled: :gt: :laugh: :TU:
oh my GOD! HAHAHAHHAHA!!! My car is infested with ladybugs and other creaturesuzzled: Good thing I don't own it anymore:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Wow.. this thread is about making me gag :gt: But Dans "milk story" reminds me of when I was a single, partying type 'o guy... During a party here one night, a friend of mine saw some hot cocoa mix in my cupboard and thought it sounded good. So he made himself some... I saw him drinking it (with white floaties in it) He thought they were marshmellows from the hot cocoa mix. I told him the cocoa mix didn't have marshmellows in it. The investigation was on.... I was right, the milk was bad... way bad. ou:
yummmm! Wow ya'll have some interesting stories ha! I think the only thing worse than that would be maggots like my friend ate when she opened a bag of Ramen and wondered why some were kinda squishy.... or like when my other friend woke up with a dead cockroach in her mouth. oh well people eat worse than that in Africa and such so I fig. since I'm not dead... I'm good.:TU: Alan.....likin tha pic dood!!! hahaha
This one time,,, at band camp!!!!!!!!! When I was about 9 my Mom got tired of me and a freind of mine shooting sparrows with our BB guns so she made us eat them!!!!! She cleaned them and we cooked them over a fire! Yes we were back woods rednecks!!!!!!!!!!! I will try most anything and the boys at work accuse me of picking up road kill, like opossum's. I have cought several in traps in the woods behind the house but they stink to bad to even think about eating. My boys and I watch Fear Factor and think it is cool. Cool job on the picture Alan! I have got to learn how to do that.
