Toke-up Massholes

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 70sLark, Jan 2, 2009.

  1. 70sLark

    70sLark Well-Known Member

    a.. "A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling: For example, in Year 1
    that useless letter 'c' would be dropped to be replased either by 'k' or
    's', and likewise 'x' would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase
    in which 'c' would be retained would be the 'ch' formation, which will be
    dealt with later. Year 2 might reform 'w' spelling, so that 'which' and
    'one' would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish 'y'
    replasing it with 'i' and Iear 4 might fiks the 'g/j' anomali wonse and for
    all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear
    5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing
    vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it
    wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez 'c', 'y' and 'x' --
    bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais 'ch',
    'sh', and 'th' rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl
    riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe
    Ingliy-spiking werld." -- I don't see the point of spelling a word correctly, and I never did."
    --Mark Twain
     
  2. jay3000

    jay3000 RIP 1-16-21

    Because we all have Buicks..
     
  3. Joe65SkylarkGS

    Joe65SkylarkGS 462 ina 65 Lark / GN


    Because we puff in the Buicks?
     

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  4. Topcat

    Topcat Got TORQUE?

    No Puff'in in Buicks if they are roll'in down the road......

    Nearly 40 years of responsable enjoyment of Mother Nature.......

    Looks like i'm not a criminal in EVERY state now :laugh:

    WildBill has been fighting for your right to PARTY !

    1974......had to move before they were done.....

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    1975....it was Excellent..and Free !

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    Marijuana is gonna lose its Schedule One classification...soon....and a lot of $$ will be saved and hopefully used for catching REAL criminals :beer


    Peace WildBill
     
  5. Joe65SkylarkGS

    Joe65SkylarkGS 462 ina 65 Lark / GN

    Bill your killing me dude!!!!!!!!

    Nice crop.
     

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  6. Topcat

    Topcat Got TORQUE?

    Nice ! .......i see a LOT of Stress Releif there :TU:

    Peace WildBill.
     
  7. 70sLark

    70sLark Well-Known Member

    Did you know Geraldo Rivera is a head?

    He openly brags about smoking with Cheech n Chong on every continent.
    Often having Chong smuggle in Geraldo personal bong for their "trips".
     
  8. 70sLark

    70sLark Well-Known Member


    OK lets see a pic of your hall closet??? ;)
     
  9. whamo

    whamo 454 71 skylark custom

    Wow, theres a surprise. :puzzled: I wonder if he was high when he opened capones vault.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  10. Joe65SkylarkGS

    Joe65SkylarkGS 462 ina 65 Lark / GN

    Bill you know as well as I do there are very many more than admit it. Very many more.

    So many more it would scare certain people around here.
     
  11. 70sLark

    70sLark Well-Known Member

    should be renamed the search for capones stash ;)
     
  12. Dale

    Dale Sweepspear

  13. txgwildcat

    txgwildcat Guest

    Lets hope so...REAL crime is a problem, too bad there is no $$$ to make fighting REAL crime.
     
  14. 70sLark

    70sLark Well-Known Member


    The secret Buick 420 Club meets on the 4th n 20th of evet month at 4:20PM

    Just complete this line to get in.

    Puff puff ----.
     
  15. Dale

    Dale Sweepspear

    Puff,puff, snork, here. (or 'ere) :laugh:
     
  16. 70sLark

    70sLark Well-Known Member

    4 letter word, count dashes ;)

    Not knowing the answer to that can get you killed in some circles, get it, circles, ya stand or sit in a circle and to forget the magic word ----??? oh im such a master of word play.
     
  17. George D.

    George D. Platinum Level Contributor

    As it seems we are veering off track with this topic, I think a brief reminder of what Mass law is stating: if you're caught with an OUNCE or less, it is a $100 fine. It doesn't mean anarchy will now take over in Mass and the world is coming to an end. It means less burden on the Mass legal, correctional and community policing systems. It will also generate revenue for the Commonwealth and for the towns- which are ALL in budgetary crisis.
    My own personal viewpoint is as long as it is used in moderation and not while 'operating heavy machinery' or 'driving' (much like schedule 1 perscription narcotics).
    For the record- I see more loss and death with alcohol and heroin- FIRST HAND.

    Joe- Hawken- my deepest sympathies to your families and loved ones.
     
  18. Dale

    Dale Sweepspear

    I may not be in the right state of mind at the moment.
    Nudge, nudge, say no more. :pp
     
  19. 70sLark

    70sLark Well-Known Member

    It does though put a more human face on the land of taxes.
    It proves that you must be smoking something to live there ;)
     
  20. paul c

    paul c Well-Known Member

    i live in mass also and am embarresed by the new law. i am an elevator custructor and work with people that smoke the stuff and i will tell you that there decision making skills aren't quite up to snuff, they usually don't think before they do something and we move a lot of heavy parts (this elevator stuff is heavy) and i have had to "speak up" about them being careless, possibly puting myself at risk of injury. unfortunatly the union will protect them to a point. they will have to go into a rehab program for a while and other things. if it were up to me i would for one beat them, then fire their a$$ for being so irresponsible around others, especially when you are 22 floors up, i mean come on. we had someone fail a drug test last week on a big job in boston that the contractor mandates drug tests, but they just moved him to another job. if you are going to do it fine, just don't let it affect me what so ever, especially at work. go bag groceries or something. by the way i also think they should bring back prohibition. sorry for the rant but that is how i feel.
     

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