Ugly bus - joke of the day

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by TXGS, Oct 3, 2003.

  1. TXGS

    TXGS Paint by numbers 70 GS 455 4spd

    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,
    and
    everyone inside dies.

    They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they
    have
    experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they
    enter Paradise.

    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
    "I
    want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
    done.

    The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
    too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

    This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line,
    the
    last guy in line starts laughing.

    When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
    floor, laughing his ass off.

    Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

    The guy calms down and says......
    "Make 'em all ugly again"..
     
  2. Marvin's65

    Marvin's65 In progress :|

    heeehee

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    That's a good one :TU:
     
  3. Chris Lott

    Chris Lott 4 speed finally

    :laugh: :laugh: good one Phil!
     

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