OK I'm wondering like I'm sure alot of you are , what do we buy the wives for the Holidays ? Suggestions please..........:laugh: :TU:
I gave mine a new 4 mega pixel digital camera with 30x zoom and video recording with sound! Oh....wait...that's right, I don't have a wife!!! :TU: :TU: ou: I guess I'll have to use the camera now :laugh: :laugh: :bglasses:
Bruce, you're asking for trouble with a thread like this. My wife would read this thread... find the best gift... and then use it against me as a "guilt trip" to get her a better gift! ou: :spank: :laugh: :beer
Sorry Rick. A 3 day cruise to the Bahamas. :Brow: I hope she isn't disappointed I didn't get her that waffle iron. :laugh:
Here's what i bought my wife. Since the race car is in good shape now i can concentrate on this. Randy
Here you go, give your wife this.... "We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that...it's like camping." :Brow:
So far I see this is gonna get good .ou: Rick keep the wife off of the computer ..... I really do need some pointers this year She's not as bad as Barbie , but I have created a close second ! Wonder who she got that from !:Brow: lets here more ideas........ :laugh: :TU:
tickets for a show in wrapped box gift certificate for fancy dress restauarant near theater in wrapped box gift certificate for womens wear store wrapped in box Tiffany's sterling silver (more reasonable than their gold) matching necklace, bracelet and earrings to wear to dinner and the show as well as Christmas day. :grin:
damn what a nice present. im sure your going to be sittin pretty with the misses when she finds out:Brow:
Shirls gone........ She just grabbed my credit card and went shopping !ou: Now I got to hope she doesn't remember that I forgot here Birthday !:eek2: Payback........:gt: :TU:
Could I count this? Well, I just bought this rebuilt GS motor for her daily driver. Probably get in trouble if I tried to pass it off as her X-mas present though. Jeff
My wife wants a divorce for Christmas, but I told here that I couldn't afford it........................ because I wanted another GS! Just a joke!!!!!!! But if I don't get busy and buy her something................. Got any ideas for the woman who has everything?
Bruce, http://www.firesidetheatre.com/ dinner theater to the Fireside.. its kinda neat i sent my rents there last year. went over pretty well. Nate
I finally made "good" on one of my promisses to my wife. When i told her about this house she thought i was joking:laugh: :laugh: I guess i'll be starting the year off right for a change. This will be a good diversion when i want to buy car parts again:TU: Randy
