Changing things up a little this year

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by CJay, Mar 16, 2019.

  1. 2001ws6

    2001ws6 last of the v8 interceptors


    Sounds good! :p
     
  2. Philip66

    Philip66 Well-Known Member

    Wife and I were watching reruns of Law and Order.
    Detective Briscoe is talking to a suspect whose former wife just turned 40.
    Briscoe says: "So, what did you just wake up one day and realize she wasn't the woman for you?"
    Suspect says:
    "You know how it is when a woman turns 40; you trade her in for two 20's!"

    I'd never heard that one, and about fell out of my chair laughing! ;)
    The wife of 25 years wasn't as amused...
     
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  3. BYoung

    BYoung Stage me

    Fact.GIF
     
  4. Cutlass

    Cutlass Platinum Level Contributor

    What you guys need, is a guy who is at the point in his life to turn cash into parts. So if you have a 3.23 or 3.42 8.2 Buick only gearset let me know :)
     
  5. gs66

    gs66 Silver Level contributor

    I like the C7 corvettes but watching my older friends get into and out of them on cruises is painful. They need to almost be contortionists.
     
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  6. Jason, having owned a Loaded A8 Scat Pack and having a buddy who has a 6 speed Plum Crazy Scat I'm pretty sure that car will put a smile on your face every time you push the start button.
     
  7. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    I think your right JW! Although Im not getting the 25 year old hot girlfriend. My 47 year old hot girlfriend is still working for me
     
  8. pbr400

    pbr400 68GS400

    Hey Jason, if you do get a ‘Vette and the starter pack, Briz has a gold chain and pinky ring for you! Then you’ll only need the rayon shirt with Corvettes all over it. I bet they make them for the Mopers, too!
    Patrick
     
  9. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    You guys totally missed on this one .. gotta pull out the Capt'n Crunch Secret Decoder Ring and enter in the clues -

    Jason selling decade(s) owned cars and dragon's lair parts ?!?!

    = When's the wedding ?
     
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  10. HotRodRivi

    HotRodRivi Tomahawks sighted overseas

    Does the 68 Riv have a posi?
     
  11. Joe B

    Joe B Well-Known Member

    What’s wrong with that?
     
  12. sriley531

    sriley531 Excommunicado


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  13. Houmark

    Houmark Well-Known Member

  14. Jim Weise

    Jim Weise EFI/DIS 482


    OOoohhh.. your right Alan.. I had no idea he was not married.. I thought I was the last holdout..

    Yup, I can hear it now "Why don't you sell all this old junk, and buy something nice"... yep... think you nailed it..

    JW
     
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  15. sriley531

    sriley531 Excommunicado


    *TOO*

    If someone is going to make a meme poking fun at something, they should probably at least adhere to a third grade spelling level. It makes their smug remark drip in irony. Just my humble opinion. ;)
     
  16. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    Jim, have you ever met Jennifer?:D She would be the last one to say that to Jason. I think he just inhaled some chemicals at one of the shops he works in. He'll come back to his senses once he visits the Stealership.:)
     
  17. Skyhawk

    Skyhawk Well-Known Member

    I think Jason is just jealous because Jen won't let him drive her new Mustang GT
     
  18. yachtsmanbill

    yachtsmanbill Well-Known Member

    The goal is to get a handle on things. Make room for Mopar stuff! LOL

    After you get the 4 year tetanus booster.

    Im in line! I dont know what yer liquifying, but I am first in line. As long as its' GM stuff anyway. ws
     
  19. Mike B in SC

    Mike B in SC Well-Known Member

    I think most of the memes I see have misspelled words...
     
  20. Mike B in SC

    Mike B in SC Well-Known Member

    Jason, if you don't want that old '71 anymore just send it on down to me!
     

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