Man I loved Rodney D...... I seen him once on a stand up thing with Rosanne...YEARS AGO..a HBO special... but I still remember this.....I made love to this woman, man was she big, she wanted me to get on top, I had to get a ladder and when I got up there, my ears popped!! LoL, Rodney, You have alot of respect! RIP! :TU: Caddy Shack.....Somebody step on a duck? What is this, dance of the dead?
Let's not forget: "When I was born the doctor said to my mother 'I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway!'".
Rodney "My wife and I agreed to smoke only after sex. I haven't smoked in a month,she's up to a pack a day" At a live performance an audience member asks Rodney,"why are you so ugly?" He replies"'cause you're contagious" "Sex with for me is like playing pool with a piece of rope"
"I called suicide prevention......and they put me on hold. No respect, no respect" Quote from Rappin' Rodney.
"Do you do Big Cars???" As the professor polishes on his P.O.S. foreign car in Back To School. He will be missed.
The thing is, even with all these great quotes, they would not have been nearly so great if it weren't for his delivery. -Bob Cunningham
This one Fits us......... MY MANAGER JUST CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THAT I JUST SIGNED A $4 YEAR DEAL WITH GENERAL MOTORS!....................................I BOUGHT A CAR! And Yes you are right he had GREAT DELIVERY! I am so Thankful that I got a chance to see him in Vegas about 6 years ago!
