For us girls.

Spanking....$100 per whack

Marriage counseling...$200 per hour

Being able to frolic on a public forum with luscious Buick women without your wife finding out......PRICELESS!!

 

Never Happen!

ME Get Spanked??????? NEVER HAPPEN! ,
And Who said I was HAPPILY MARRED??? o No: :spank:
Window shopping never hurt anyone
Don

 

Window shopping is fine......

....NO test drives!!! :3gears:

Sorry Don, didn't mean to assUME the 'happily married' part.

"Happily Married" - isn't that an oxymoron??

 

With those legs in Dee's avatar...Being happily married sometimes sucks... :laugh: Thankfully,my wife has a set as nice. But it doesn't hurt to check it out.

 

Why do you think my avatar says "Man Eater". :Brow:

I chew 'em up and spit 'em out, literally. :af: Why do you think I'm single??? ou:

Just kidding guys. I am quite sweet, shy, and tame! Just ask any of the Texas boys. :TU:

 

:beer

Didn't you just get married recently? :Brow:

 

Or maybe I'll challenge you to a race at the BPG nats and if you lose you'll have to show that new tattoo. :Brow: :laugh:

 

Sorry, not taking a Buick to the races way up there unless I can find a rich man with a truck and enclosed trailer between now and then. ou:

I'll be driving my little 1.8l supercharged 4-banger!!! Wanna run??? :3gears: :3gears: :3gears: :3gears: :3gears: :3gears:

Did you guess it was a 6 speed? :laugh:

We'll see about the tattoo. May just wear my horns and halo for the event! :eek2:

 

If that's all you're wearing then I'll crawl there if I have to.

Seriously, I'm coming from Atlanta and my Buick will be driven. No trailer queen here. :TU:

 

Rephrase: May have to include my horns and halo in my attire for the event. (Notice "just" is gone!) :laugh:

I don't have a trailer queen, but a queen of gas guzzling. Can't afford the gas in the 455! :blast:

 

Horns & halo attire......Dee, I have a half-baked marketing idea for Salem.....now just what could we require done to earn a horns & halo trinket???? Put your thinking cap on Dee, maybe we can make enough money to pay for all that gas!!

Alas, my friskiness is waning - my brain switched from play mode into business mode. Now if I could just develop an idea that utilizes my naughty brain to increase cash flow (LEGALLY!).....

Does Penthouse Forum pay for submissions??? (written, not photos) ou:

 

One last thing........

I am the one in the middle trying to break the chains that bond :shock:

 

Okay guys, got a question.

Why is it when we (girls) make a post for us girls, you guys always end up in the middle of it? uzzled: o No: ou: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Against my better judgement, I'll throw my my two cents into this...

There really are nice single guys out there... Just ask any one of my 4 girlfriends :Brow:

The reason I'm not looking for anything permanent is because I'm just having too much fun being single. [just ask any one of my 4 girlfriends]

Also the fact that you ladies tend to be REALLY expensive... Especially if you have a hobby like musclecars.

 

Because really deep down you start a post wanting us guy's to jump in the middle. :laugh: :laugh:

 

Speak for your 4 girlfriends, but I'll have you know that all the hobbies I have are funded by ME - always have been and always will be.

The only way I could be expensive is if you are trying to KEEP UP!! :3gears:

 

nnniiiiiiiicccceeeeeee.........

I met a guy who looked like you when I was in Sturgis. '97, '98, '99

Was it you? :laugh:

 

Yo!

GO Annie, GO, You are RIGHT ON! and you and I both payed to get rid of the ones that couldn't keep up! and didn't want to work for their toys! But still wanted to have fun, that weren't fun anyway. :beer
When do you want to go have a cold one, where we could really have some fun, goofing with some cowboys, that don't know us, and really mess up their minds, and maybe, just maybe find some 'good' ones? Let me know, I'm ready when you are!

 

Let's see...checking the calendar..........

...I'm booked 7:30 to 4 M-F for Delphi. Other than that. I'm open. PM or email (I think you probably have my phone too) - I'm ready for a bender! :beer

 

Welcome back

Annie,

From the sound of things you are no longer at the "end of your rope". Welcome back!