For us girls.

Is this a rehtorical question?

All men dream of being "in the middle" of two women... especially the married ones..

And guys.. here is proof positive that it's the females that are treating the opposite sex like piece of meat..

They just have laid that on us for all these years.. but in my experience, women are much worst than men.. have been "used" a few times myself .. not that I am complaining, mind you.. <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm824YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_30_104.gif' alt='' border=0></a>

 

Yep, guess it is!!!

Did someone say "MEAT"??????? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Are you still single Jim???? uzzled:

 

Yes. Did I see that you have a couple?

The last house I built was in the Street of Dreams. It had a great three car garage that was completely open with a steel I beam spanning the 32' width. It had a trolly on the I beam to pull engines, bodies, etc.

 

Yep, a couple. :Brow:

You know how to get to me, don't you???? :Brow: But only a three car garage????

 

Yes.. working 80 hours a week somewhat hampers the social life..


and you known I was just funnin' with 'ya..

JW

 

Thought I remembered you saying something about a long work week hampering your social life.

Yes I know you're just funnin' me!!!! :TU:

But didn't you say "MEAT"? :Brow: Shouldn't tempt a girl with the thoughts of red meat since I've been on a fish and chicken diet lately. Closest thing I've seen to red meat lately is a hot dog. uzzled: :laugh:

 

so......many......MEAT.......comments.......too.......many.......easy.......jokes.....can't........resist.........must........be........gooooodddddddd....... o No:


Sooooooooo, I drove my Regal through a pack of deer last night. There were so many it was like swimming through a school of fish. Didn't clip any, but it scared the bejeezus out of me. WHY? Because I was daydreaming about naughty things!!

Is there a cure for this? uzzled:

 

Yum, venison. You should have hit a big buck and took him home and had some deer meat. That would have cured my daydreaming of naughty things (at least for a little while)!! ou:

 

Well, looked like all does - they were huge! If I would have hit any of them, the Regal would have gone home on a flatbed. :af:

Besides, I will do some dirty work, but I don't deal with dead stuff. CARCASS CONTROL is man's work. The only way I deal with dead stuff is on the end of a pitchfork and deer's are too big for that. I'll kill just about anything, but after that it's beyond me. I have a brand new propane grill on the deck, no idea how to use it. o No:

AND, the danged naughty thoughts just kept getting worse. I'm beginning to worry about public safety. Some unsuspecting man might get pounced on! :laugh:

 

Deer down here are the size of large dogs and that's about it. Must grow them bigger up north!!!! :Brow:

Just remember what I told you that I think of when I have "those thoughts". :eek2: Euuuuwwweee!!! ou:

 

That was just on the house. Didn't need more than that at the time. My parents had a 8-10 car garage just a few miles down the road.

The next garage will be climate controlled, with a car hoist and wash area.

What else makes you :af:

 

A couple of things come to mind.. Remember "all show no go", or "all talk no action". The perfect man is going to want follow through. Are you ready for that? Frankly I think you're just fishing and throwing everything back. I can relate to that, incidentally.

 

Mike,

Who are you addressing?

 

If he's speaking to me, all I seem to get on my hook are Drum (stinky nasty fish with "rocks" in it's head).

I'm Big Mouth Bass fishing this time. No Drum, Perch, Mud Cats, etc. Got to be one worth mounting on the wall before I reel 'em in all the way!!!! ou:

A PS on this one....The ones I've found in the past were either not smart enough to follow through or they were all talk and no action. :shock:

 

Not a Drum. I think you already know that. After ten years in Asia I understand a few things that are fun to do too.

 

Haha Dee, great analogy. :laugh: Since we haven't gotten a reply, I'll post my little tirade anyway. My fishing expedition (to continue in the same analogy) varies from yours, Dee - I'll drag nearly anything into the boat. That is purely based on the difference between the bait you have at your disposal and what I have. You have HotNTotz, live minnows and spinners. I'm using yesterday's bread! o No:

Quote: "Frankly I think you're just fishing and throwing everything back."

This is not an exercise in futility, Mr. Mullen. We are fishing, true. But is it not our right to throw back what does not meet our standards? (Not to mention, the state regulated minimum length? :laugh: ) Just because we are having some difficulty finding candidates, does that mean we automatically forfeit our rights to be selective? Are you saying, Mr. Mullen: "Sorry girls, beggars can't be choosers"?

That is not only patently chauvenistic, it also belittles our intelligence.

Quote: "The perfect man is going to want follow through."
Now, that said, you seem to be calling us out and inferring that we are somehow bluffing. Let me assure you, at least for me personally - the PERFECT MAN will get follow through. He will get follow through before bed, in the morning, and may be awaken in the middle of the night for follow through.

This now begs the question: What constitutes the PERFECT man?

The answer is relative to whom you are asking. Assuming that we, the fisherwomen, are able to set our own standards (re: our discussion above) on what is an acceptable "catch" - this can vary widely. We have already heard from Dee, who is trophy fishing.

Myself, I have lower standards, some say too low but that is a separate discussion entirely. I do not fish for the PERFECT man. Not even the close-to-perfect. I would settle for a good 20 footer. Always starts, maybe smokes a little, requires some maintenance, needs a tune up. I can deal with that. What I will NOT waiver on:

1. Men that have current wives or girlfriends, or are obsessed or controlled by former wives/girlfriends.
2. Men that younger than me or way older than me. I've tried it, it doesn't work.
3. Men that live too far away. Please reread the paragraph concerning follow through. Follow through is important and darn near impossible when planes or train must be involved to reach the follow through recipient.
4. Drugs, excessive drinking or physical aggression. Tainted fish get thrown back. Fish that bite may be awaken in the middle of the night for follow through involving a cast iron frying pan.
5. Lazy fish. Fish that are to lazy to take the hook and hold onto it can stay in the lake.

My fishing expedition has yet to uncover any bites that passed the basic test. But, if you can recommend a fish that meets these simple basic requirements, perhaps you can steer him in the direction of my boat? It seems Dee is having better luck, but I'm sure she enjoy the fishing, too.

If something doesn't change soon, I'm taking my Wonder Bread and Bobber and going home! :laugh:

(Edit: If I misinterpreted or misread the tone of your original post, Mike, my apologies. Somehow you struck a nerve, but it was very though provoking!)

 

Thats the bait to some men, and I even tried that the last go around. To me, that would be part and I mean part of the perfect Woman. And a important part of my relationship.

 

Follow Through - it's good for what ails ya! :TU:

But thinking about follow through and driving home on a back road are dangerous!! :blast: Stupid deers!! :af:


(Yes, 'deers' is the correct plural form of 'deer' in Redneck land. Ex sentence: I 'pert near runned over those da*n deers!) :bglasses:

 

LADIES ,,LADIES AND LADIES........

your fishing days are all over.....I hate repeating myself over and over

Rick Henderson is your BIG FISH....and he loves da bait..








here's Rick in Chicago many years ago....of course he is much leaner and meaner




here he is at 3:30 am ......just starting



here are a few of the ladies on the way over from last week here when Mr.Henderson was in Chi-town...they were all over him.

 

Rexxy,

I haven't got any bait that looks like those ladies.......

Mine looks more like this: