For us girls.

Will I need a permit for the manhunting?

oh shite, Annie's getting her gun! :blast: do Indiana and Michigan have reciprocal permits? :spank:


i wonder if Fla is running far enough? :3gears:

 

little Annie Oakley, putting the 'Jack' in 'Jacklighting' for 36 years. :moonu:

 

Better than putting the "Jack" in "****(not on)"!!

Like my mother used to say: "Do it yourself, your arm's not broke!" :laugh: :laugh:

Bob, I get down to your area every once in a while - Elkhart/Goshen. I'll be in Michigan City next month......watch your back! :bglasses:

 

sorry Annie, it's too late. i'm headed to Flor-ee-da tomorrow (that wasn't really a joke i made earlier). i'm just a pansy, can't take no more o' this winter stuff you guys have up here.

'sides, i don't meet your exacting standards ... i don't drink. :beer uzzled:

Like my mother used to say: "Do it yourself, your arm's not broke!"

err. your mother told YOU that? i guess the Eurythmics said it best: "Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves" :bglasses:

 

I am never afraid of the obvious, Dee. Check out my Avatar/boardname/and look under my boardname. :eek2:
I am single.

 

"Will I need a permit for the manhunting? Perhaps a Small Game Permit?"


OUCH!! Annie, that's cold...

 

I'm looking for the whole package this time and that INCLUDES $$$$$$. I'm not carrying or worrying about a man and his lack of $$$$ ever again. I want a man to worry that I might need something, not the other way around!!! :spank: I'm old fashioned and believe a man should take care of his woman (even if she can more than take care of herself).

I got lots of guns. For some reason I tend to use men for target practice. :blast: I'm waiting for the big buck to come along and bag him!!!!! :beer :laugh: :laugh:

 

If you are a woman, you always have to ask "the question" so a man can't say later that we didn't ASK. ou: :laugh:

 

Well, Bob - you have a great time in Florida. Sorry you're leaving!

I don't remember ever requiring drinking? ou: Actually, if anything, my standards are set way too LOW. Drink, don't drink. Doesn't matter. After a short time putting up with me, you'd be driven to it anyway!

Yes, my mother told me that growing up. This, coming from the same woman who told me at a horse show in high school, after I had just been thrown and my ankle bent the opposite way it should "well, if it hurts, it's probably just sprained. Do you want to keep riding?" That was Saturday morning, and she didn't take me to the ER until Sunday afternoon, where they discovered my ankle was broken. (oh yeah, I don't associate with those people anymore, but that's another story).

See why I turned out like this??????????? :error:

 

Ah, fairy tale land, where men are men and the horses never poop! :laugh:

I never believed that. Never thought it could be. Then this last man went out of his way to convince me that he was relible, would help, didn't want me doing everything for myself. So I finally gave in, relied on him for a few things. Then he shows up one night with a "Dear Jane" letter, meets me in the barn where I was putting the plow away from PLOWING MY OWN D**N DRIVEWAY, and has the nerve to tell me "You just want someone to take care of you."

ou: Stupid. ou: Never believe what they tell you. ou: Do NOT rely on anyone else because it always comes back to bite you in the :moonu: and not in the fun way. ou:

I was right the first time, and men just seem determined to keep proving it to me. And you'd think, after being kicked in the teeth this many times that it would have AT LEAST straightened out my overbite!! :af:

Did I mention that I am very cranky this morning?? :laugh:

 

That's what they say about me too!!!! :eek2:

Are you sure your mom wasn't my dad????? He would say the same thing, like "walk it off, it'll get better". But daddy, the bone is sticking out!!! :eek2: When I got a sticker in my foot at 6 years old, he grabbed his pliers, grabbed a hold of the sticker in my foot with his pliers and yanked that sucker out. Taught me to say anything about being hurt!..:eek2: :laugh:

Were we sisters separated at birth???? :laugh:

 

I said I "believe" a man should take care of his woman (but the secret is to not actually rely on him for anything, especially to be there tomorrow). :af: Use him while you can before he uses you all up! :Smarty: Sorry guys, I must be feeling cranky too! :laugh:

Yes, fairy tale land!!! After being a realist through my teens, twenties and most of my thirties, an old woman of almost 40 can dream, can't she??? ou: :laugh:

Man, we're starting early this morning!!!! :beer

 

Dee, as much as I'd enjoy having a sister (or any siblings!) I really hope that my mother did not produce any more! One was more than enough!

The part of the broken ankle story I failed to mention: I was riding out in the warm up field, quite far from everybody else. Wearing the tall english riding boots. After I got thrown, a bunch of people came out. Right there in front of everybody, before even getting back to our own truck, my mother says "we'd better get that boot off before your leg swells up and we have to cut it (the boot) off. Those boots were expensive!" ou:

Sniff, sniff. Can you smell the dysfunction? :spank:

BUT - the next Saturday - I went to my Junior Prom with a cast and crutches! No date, but grin & bear it!! :grin:

OK, that's enough of "Parenting 101: How to Create Cranky Old Spinsters out of Tough Little Girls". The viewers at home must be uzzled: :boring:

When in doubt, revert the conversation back to sexual innuendo:
Speaking of dreaming, I keep have bizarre dreams with a sexual overtone - what do you think that means?

 

Overtones

Annie, your Overtones in your dreams must mean that Your thinking of me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I couldn't pass that one up! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Don

 

Not you specifically....but I do remember seeing Hyde from "That 70's Show".......doesn't seem to be a match.......

 

I tend to dream about Eric. He's so sweet and nerdy. That makes him hot!!!! :laugh:

 

Ouch!

OUCH! ANNIE SHOT ME!!! :blast: I'm a nerd...just look at my picture :boring:
Don = Dumb Old Nerd

 

To bad the girls I knew didn't feel this way when I was younger. :ball:

 

I'm about sick of the "macho" guys. When they have something good, they're not smart enough to know what they've got. Want a brainy guy who is nerdy!!!! You know what they say about nerds!!!! :eek2:

 

I dated enough nerds & geeks while I was at GMI. We're talking Supergeeks. Lots of fun, as long as you're in a quirky mood.

But the day I was out in the drive in front of my nerdy boyfriend's fraternity (I was also living there at the time) fixing my Riv's gas tank leak with JB Weld, siphoned the gas myself! blech - and not a one of those geeky weirdoes even came out of the house or stopped to see what I was doing.......I just said to myself "I am in the wrong place".

And Don - you're far from a nerd. Bad Boy Biker is nowhere near NERD. :TU: