Off track threads? Its gonna happen!

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by derek244, Jul 15, 2004.

  1. meanmotor74

    meanmotor74 mmm.....pineapple

    Have you ever seen a squirrel chew off its own leg to get out of a trap? Man are they lively little creatures. Just can't hold them down!!

    Patrick
     
  2. Floydsbuick

    Floydsbuick Well-Known Member

    I ran over an Armadillo once. I was cruizing in Louisiana driving my beater 54 Chevy 150. Darn thing dented the bottom of the fender. I was used to "squish" with roadkill. This was "BOOOOM"
     
  3. blown455

    blown455 Pit crew

    can someone tell me how a goose gets hit by a car?!!? First of all it isn't like they dart out in front of you so you don't have time to see them. They waddle across the road. Then, did the goose forget he has wings and that he could fly to the other side of the road. Have you ever noticed they always want to get to the side of the road that doesn't have water on it. Is the grass really that much better on the other side!!
     
  4. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Might not be better, but the Grass is ALWAYS Greener on the other side :rolleyes: :Dou:

    Speaking of running over rodents - a LOoooong time ago, I was trailering home all my (and a friends) worldly belongings from 5 years at college - pulling a way to big trailer with, what else ?? - my first '69 Skylark. Im cruisin' down the interstate @ 75mph at nite and at the last second see a WHOLE FAMILY of PorkyPines waddling across the road - Mom, Dad, and about 7 'lil ones.

    There was time to think about hitting the brakes, and just enough left over to realize that would be a Baddd mistake with the that load behind me.


    THUMP THUMP thump thump thump thump thump thump

    I would have pulled over, but I didn't have any Cheese Wiz to make a samitch
     
  5. blown455

    blown455 Pit crew

    Poor porkypines :ball:

    My mom use to have a porkypine as a pet named Splinter. Don't think it would be a good pet to cuddle up to. Did you know they have really soft bellys. It works out pretty good, that way you don't have to fight with their pines trying to get the Cheese Wiz on them.
     
  6. meanmotor74

    meanmotor74 mmm.....pineapple

    How'd you hit all seven :Do No: ..... unless it was intentional
     
  7. GoldBoattail455

    GoldBoattail455 462 -> TH400 -> Posi

    o...o.o..
    .o.o.o... <---- Porcupines
    ..o...o...


    0. <----Buick
    '() <-----Notice the trailer is fishtailing and isnt done yet.


    :laugh: :Do No:
     
  8. GoldBoattail455

    GoldBoattail455 462 -> TH400 -> Posi

    Or. Almost everywheel got a porcupine, and the leftover were taken out by Alan hanging out the window with a bat. :laugh: :Dou: :Do No:


    0---0
    l <---Buick
    l
    0---0
    _ll_
    ......
    0---0 <---trailer
    0---0
    (___)


    BTW: Each tire that is red got a porcupine.
     
  9. 67buickva

    67buickva Evil Kitty

    Once a month, I have anger beaver. And when I work out I have sweaty beaver.
     
  10. '71buickg.s.

    '71buickg.s. a dark and stormy night..


    so DID the simpsons?! theyre still going!!!!
     
  11. meanmotor74

    meanmotor74 mmm.....pineapple

    Fell out of my seat laughing :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Good one Rob :TU:

    Patrick
     
  12. chrome yellow

    chrome yellow Well-Known Member

    why do people ask which came first the chicken or the egg? :Dou:
     
  13. GoldBoattail455

    GoldBoattail455 462 -> TH400 -> Posi

    Everyone knows it was the frying pan, duh. :Dou:
     
  14. 9secStage1

    9secStage1 Worlds Fastest GS Stage 1

    The Rooster:Brow: :laugh: :Dou:
     
  15. 1967 Big Buick

    1967 Big Buick One day at a time.

    So why did the chicken cross the road ? Was he looking for the frying pan ? or running from it ?
     
  16. Greg Schmelzer

    Greg Schmelzer What are you looking at?!

    I know, I know...


    It was the chicken, but now they have to figger out what humped it first!!:Brow:
     
  17. GoldBoattail455

    GoldBoattail455 462 -> TH400 -> Posi

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    .:puzzled:
     
  18. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member

    It was going to the bar to have a Bud Light.
     
  19. 71GS455

    71GS455 Best Package Wins!

    He was searching for cheese.
     
  20. Smartin

    Smartin Guest

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