Off track threads? Its gonna happen!

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by derek244, Jul 15, 2004.

  1. Skwee-G

    Skwee-G Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

    The other shoe

    Why only one shoe laying on the roadway? Where is the other shoe? Maybe a person who only needs one shoe? Always looks like a mans shoe.
    Does he only leave one footprint then??
     
  2. GS Shari

    GS Shari Guest

    If your feet are squishy, are they also wrinkley and pruney?


    ShariB
     
  3. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    Head cheese is totally nasty. I see that in the deli all the time. Who eats that stuff? And where exactly does "frumunda" cheese come from? Frumunda what?


    I almost spit soda on my keyboard! You have to say it with the right inflection though. For the life of me I cant remeber what that was from

    Does anyone collect belly button lint?

    Jason
     
  4. GoldBoattail455

    GoldBoattail455 462 -> TH400 -> Posi

    No they put there Cadillac tissue dispenser from their previous car into a Buick Riviera Duh! :moonu: :Dou:
     
  5. GoldBoattail455

    GoldBoattail455 462 -> TH400 -> Posi

    Only Weirdos collect belly button lint. Toe Jam is the way to go! DUH DUH DUH!:laugh: :Dou: :moonu:
     
  6. '71buickg.s.

    '71buickg.s. a dark and stormy night..

    AMERICAN PIE!!


    hey i like pie
     
  7. chrome yellow

    chrome yellow Well-Known Member

    WARNING :Smarty: never feed a purple furby after midnight!
     
  8. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member


    "where is my flute?"

    "I put it in your box"

    "I'm a bad bad man"
     
  9. derek244

    derek244 Gold Level Contributor

    Hmm. This Coke C2 isn't to bad I guess. Miller Lite tastes better though.

    Gotta go do some target shooting now.:blast:
     
  10. 68 LeSabre 4dr

    68 LeSabre 4dr Well-Known Member

    Now this is wrong !

    I remember a kid when i was a little guy who used to save his used Bazzooka bubble gum in a huge wad in his dresser drawer .

    Then when you have a hackering for a little sugar buzz he'd pull a chunk off !
    :jd: :Dou: :shock: :eek2: :laugh: :TU:
     
  11. txgwildcat

    txgwildcat Guest

    Just got back from a Target that is moving, found some sweet deals on Clearance items.
     
  12. GS Shari

    GS Shari Guest

    Can't help myself - you hit a moving Target?

    You're good!


    ShariB
    :Dou:
     
  13. I pronounce it Tar-chez (insert french accent). It sounds fancy.
     
  14. Jim68Skylark

    Jim68Skylark Well-Known Member

    White Castle will sobber you up at 4:00 AM and help you redecorate your bathroom at 6:00 AM. :grin:
     
  15. Smartin

    Smartin Guest


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    so true
     
  16. meanmotor74

    meanmotor74 mmm.....pineapple

    What a kawinkey dink

    No way I call it that too!! Then again I'm clinically insane!! Anyone for chasing squirrels in my backyard??? I know I sure am!

    Patrick
     
  17. Re: What a kawinkey dink

    Go to Home Depot get a five gallon bucket and a 6 foot 2x4. Fill bucket half way with water. Make a ramp up to the lip of the bucket, and put sunflower seeds on the water surface. See how many floating squirrels you have in the morning. Most squirrels wins. My record is three squirrles and six chipmunks.:TU:
     
  18. txgwildcat

    txgwildcat Guest

    What are chipmunks? I wonder if anything would work for geckos? I know slugs can't resist Beer:beer
     
  19. 1967 Big Buick

    1967 Big Buick One day at a time.

    I agree that the slugs are unable to resist beer! :grin:
    Track number 32 now boarding.
     
  20. GoldBoattail455

    GoldBoattail455 462 -> TH400 -> Posi

    Ever notice whenever you eat food you get less hungry?

    Weird. :Do No:
     

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