Rick i'll give you half a cupcake for that tractor, Why do cats lick themselves, im gonna pour a beer on my cat to see what happens.................................... Then i got my old 1960's Schwinn Suburban down from the inside roof of my garage and rode it fast. Then i wanted to see if Eddy was home but his mom wouldn't bake cookies for me. Then i got a Super Ultra Jumbo Colussus Portillos vanilla shake for $5.50 ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE.
Almost the weekend. I can finally stop acting like I like people, and really care that their car is broken! Time to go to bed now.... Wait, not yet! I need to put on my Run DMC cd and cluck like a spanked chicken! Ok, thats done. Goodnight...uzzled:
well, my parents always told me not to pee in the pool.. but they never said anything about uhm.. well you know... that one thing that happened in caddy shack.. The moral of the story: I like watching the simpsons.
My lawn is landscaped...WITH WEEDS! Half the yard is dead, the other half has fresh grass seedlings growing, mixed with some broad leaf grass, weeds, and who knows what else. Some of the weeds are so big now, I don't know what are "plants" and what are "weeds" anymore! I've got a 4 or 5 hp self-propelled lawnmower. Cost $40, used once. Just before winter. Last year. Since then I use the weedwacker my dad gave me to trim the grass/weeds/plants/grasshoppers (they wouldn't move!) on the side of the yard. I've got sprinklers...at least 3 heads are broken, and there's a leak somewhere also, so I don't use them. Hence, the dead lawn. And I'll be damned if my girlfriend didn't call me at 3 am when I had to be at work at 7am, to tell me her car was broken down on the interstate, 40 minutes from home. I drove my other car, with a bad head gasket, overheating, purging coolant, to pick her up. Got in the car, started right up. Tried again, started. Again, started. Had her get in, wouldn't start. I started the car again, she drove about 50 yards, died. It ended up being the alternator. What gives? I swear sometimes, I wonder if cars are allergic to women. I gave my stepmom a "cheesy" birthday card one year. She loved it. I smeared cheese on the inside of the card, and wrote "Here's another cheesy birthday card" on the outside.
I have a red suburban and a brown dog, or is it a brown suburban and a red dog. Must mix drink. Kill evil brain cells
What were we talking about? Oh Yea, a goldfish, a catfish, a plecostamus, and some golfbals. That how you build a home golfball washing machine.
Welp... My Dad always said "As you swim the river of life, do the breast stroke. It helps clear the turds out of the way!:laugh: Also, cheese will help slow down some of the turds, at least at my factory.:shock:
It's morning! Time for some cheese omlet action! Ya, know all the cheese that I ate in Mexico was white...even chedder. Strange. I like cheese. I like melted cheese and meat products.....and beer. Too early for beer though. Wait. It's noon somewhere! :beer :beer :beer
Speaking of Cats - Ever notice how if you drop one - no matter which way - they ALWAYS land on their feet ?? Along the same line - Ever notice if you drop a piece of freshly buttered Toast - it always lands on thefloor, buttered side down ?? I was thinking - If you glued the buttered side of the toast to the cats feet and dropped it - would it levitate ?? I'll bet a 10 pound slab of toe CHeese it does ou:
...it sounds like you've had that conversation before. uzzled: Pro or Con? (A-1 used on anything but steak is a hangin' offence in Alberta)
I met a cute girl the other day, her eyes are a little close together though. I guess thats ok, but the only problem is that they are on her neck. She wears a turtle neck as a blind fold.
people... PEOPLE! We are off topic here. The acceptable responses must deal with these 3 categories: Bush, or no Bush. (That didn't sound quite right... hmmm) Camel spiders. Camshafts.
