Trying to figure out the angle on my hip roof. Too much calculating. ....speaking of beer, I could go for a cold one! :beer
Your Hip has a roof ?? COOL !!!! I've been thinking about installing one for years.....in fact just the other day while eating a fresh plate of Nacho's.......
You have never met my cat Fuzz Nutt. I taped a piece of paper to his head once. Three days later I finally got sick of looking at him walk around with this on his head so I pulled it off. Dude!!! The other day Rod and I went to get the Hawk from the chassis shop, right. Well the chassis man has a true tomcat. Well, we get there and the cat has something in his site and didn't care that we were backing in the trailer. So we get out and let Buddy out of the back. Now all Buddy is going to do is hold down the driveway, because that is his sole purpose in life. Well.... this cat hears Buddy's tags jingle. Well that broke the cats concentration from what ever he was hunting. That cat came running over so fast with its hair up and growling. It was chasing Buddy around. It wouldn't leave him alone until we put him back in the truck, then it just sat there hissing at him the whole time. Freak of a cat! I guess he doesn't like intruders. Wish we had some of that cheese to divert the cat.
I went to the store today and bought some rare head cheese. It was not tasty. I projectile vomited. The end.o No:
Speaking of cheese.... I'm in charge of an auto service department, and have a funny story. One day a tech of mine took a car out for a quick test drive, and disaster struck. Evidently he had popped the hood for the service out of habit, and forgot when he started the test drive. As he was cruising down the road, the second safety latch failed, sending the hood up and against the windshield. This of course startled him, and he slammed on the brakes. The hood then came slamming down, and for the love of god, the hood hinges broke clean off. Off flies the hood (ahead of the car), and he procedes to run it over and blow out the right front tire! He thought he was in BIG trouble, but damn, that was flat out funny! I called the customer and said "Sir, we had an accident, and your tire was blown" He said "How did it happen?" I said "Well, your hood was in the middle of the road, and we ran it over!":laugh: Upon closer inspection, Japanese Acid Cheese was found in and around the hood latch, and it had corroded it to the point it failed. :3gears: :blast: :3gears: :spank: :shock:
why do really old people keep a box of tissues in the back window of their vehicle? are they gonna climb over the seats to blow their nose? o No:
I hate getting mail from the OHIO DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION.:rant: :blast: I hate sand in the Vasoline.uzzled: I LOVE deep fried Swiss cheese sticks!
Don't forget... Don't forget the umbrella up there, too. Also, you don't hear of many guys named Lefty anymore.
Where does all the rubber go? I mean, there are tire dumps with millions of worn out tires in them all over the USA. But the tread is worn off! Shouldn't there be big piles of rubber shavings/dust along every road???o No: I think the aliens use it to survive amoung us....:shock:
speaking of aliens living among us, have you ever seen a purple furby? i think theyre quite suspicious...
I walked all day in the rain. My shoes are squishing. So I took them off and now my feet are squishing.
