A duck walks into a bar and asks, "got any beer? The bartender said "no, we don't serve ducks ,get out". The next day the duck walks in looks at the bartender and asked "got any beer ?" The bar tender said' If you come in here again I'm going to nail your feet to the bar." The next day the duck walks in and asks,"Got any nails?" The bartender Stuningly says "no" and the duck replies "got any beer?' ou: :beer
