Neighborhood Corvette king SLAYED

Discussion in 'Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)' started by 69GS400s, Jul 12, 2004.

  1. meanmotor74

    meanmotor74 mmm.....pineapple

    way ta kick some chebby butt!! :3gears:
     
  2. MPRY1

    MPRY1 Gear Banger

    Great story, and very cool that the Chebby guy was actually not a pr**k about being spanked so badly. :)
     
  3. 70 gsconvt

    70 gsconvt Silver Level contributor

    Nice kill!
     
  4. Floydsbuick

    Floydsbuick Well-Known Member

    Nice Kill!!! Nice writing style too!!! WE WANT MORE>>>>WE WANT MORE>>>>WE WANT MORE.........

    PS. Seems the Vette owner was pretty cool. Racings more fun when your opponent isn't a jerk.
     
  5. damonwil

    damonwil Guest

    Laughed out loud while reading this at work.:grin: How about changing "Big Red's" nickname to "The Red Baron".:beer
     
  6. buickman70

    buickman70 I pirated this pic!!!

    Its great to hear a story about a real car kill (instead of a Buick educating some ignorant ricer):laugh:
     
  7. Damian Kolosik

    Damian Kolosik Well-Known Member

    nice kill anyway man i wish my wagon was running i cant wait to post a few kills.
     
  8. grant455gs

    grant455gs Well-Known Member

    VERY WELL WROTE.. and excellent use of the Smileys!

    Very, very funny!! :laugh: :TU:

    "Illegal" street race or not, I personally believe that you DID act your age, did the "responsible" thing and WHUPPED HIS ASS, stopping his silly and "irresponsible" driving thru the 'hood! :spank:

    EXCELLENT WORK! :TU:

    And if you don't already have one of the "we brake for corvette's" bumper stickers displayed on your car (and GOOD LORD, I HOPE NOT! :rolleyes: ), you sure EARNED one! :beer

    Or maybe we should slap one on HIS bumper... "I get SPANKED by Buick GS's" :Do No:

    :laugh:
     
  9. Johnno

    Johnno ASSHOLE

    Nice kill! Every single new Vette I see has that balding, stuck in a mid life crisis guy with a vanity plate that reads something really stupid! ( like 2FST4U or "THE BRAD") So I usually get a good run on him and let him listen to the BBB through the 3" X-pipe under full throttle. This has happened about 20 times this year and I have'nt got one to race me yet!
     
  10. alistair

    alistair Well-Known Member

    Oh dear, I've being laughing out loud reading this, way to go. Now my co-workers know I'm not working!
     
  11. leo455

    leo455 LAB MAN

    Great story even better KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. Stingray42

    Stingray42 Well-Known Member

    Sweet! Awesome story!
     
  13. killrbuick66455

    killrbuick66455 Well-Known Member

    race

    If i ever see my car again me and alan can be the 1-2 punch Buick knock out team of East Northport.... Awsome KILL ALAN !!:TU: Ill set them up and ALAN can kill them !!:beer
     
  14. AlaskaBuick

    AlaskaBuick Well-Known Member

    Thats what Im Talking about!

    Love it!

    Waiting for my 1st Vette Kill...
     
  15. RATROASTER

    RATROASTER BPG#1291, GS-CA#2265

    NICE!! '70's vettes.............easy kills for the BBB!!
     
  16. NJBuickRacer

    NJBuickRacer I'd rather be racing...

    If you're going to get stereotypical, I'm under 30 with hair and no vanity plate. See my sig for ETs, you might be the one who's the kill if you ran against mine.....
     
  17. damonwil

    damonwil Guest

    Duel

    Sounds like a duel to me. :3gears:
     
  18. RATROASTER

    RATROASTER BPG#1291, GS-CA#2265

    Artie.............Johnno doesn't race.............He'll challenge you to a burnout contest!!:TU: And with Buick voters, you'll definitely loose.:3gears:
     

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