Rice Vs Lamborghini Diablo

Anti-rice jokes for the day:

Q- What's the easiest way to make a sub-12-second Honda?
A- Tow it with an 11-second Buick!

Q- Why did the ricer mount an electrical outlet on his bumper?
A- That's so he won't need an extension cord when he actually uses that ironing board he fastened to the trunk.

- Freed

PS- I wouldn't mind having any of the cars that ATX listed as a daily driver, I just wouldn't really consider them to be classics or musclecars. Hell, I loved my AWD turbo Talon. It was fast and had incredible traction, but it could never have the raw low end grunt of a big block.

 

Man ATX, where in the Hell do you get all these stupid American rice cars at anyway? Wow, a few american cars that want to be like imports, but how do you explain this idiot? Not even close to a viper:laugh:

 

What? Someone making sense?:grin:

 

Same place you did....o No:

 

seems as though rice varies, don't see a buick in there though, funny, eh?

 

Ricers do just as good of job as copying american cars as vise-versa. This idiot did a good job of copying a corvette with the taillight gig, to bad it don't have the speedou:

 

:Brow:

 

Hey, that's the coolest car on the site! At least it don't have a fart can muffler on it like supras come stock with.:moonu: :laugh:

This guy did a poor kob imitating a cavalier, or is it?:moonu: :laugh:

 

Hey, that's the coolest car on the site! At least it don't have a fart can muffler on it like supras come stock with.:moonu: :laugh:

This guy did a poor job imitating a cavalier, or is it?:moonu: :laugh:

 

I'm sorry, I can stop if you'd like.

I just see those little cars as a great platform for some American muscle, that's all. Those guys that show up at GS Nationals with the GN-powered RX7's have the right idea. Personally, I'd like a GN-powered 1993 325is, and a 455-powered 635CSi.

For that matter, I think a 455 would find a great home in anything small and light with rear wheel drive, like a 240SX, or a first- or second-gen Supra, or even a Miata (with some major surgery).

The thing is, for the price of a 350 horse B18c or SR20 I could probably build a 550 horse 455, and it would be more reliable to boot. Me? I'll go for the cubes.

- Freed

 

Heres another buick, but only it don't have fartcan mufflers, just a sweet looking exhaust with a V8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This thread is getting no where, but is kinda funny to fight over the rivalrys. I personally think that the people that have buicks on Anti-rice.com have a better taste for stuff than the retards with imports(and american rice) that have decals that add gobs of HP to their cars. Oh, and them fartcan mufflers, i tell you, they add so much power, it even sounds good, like when someones farting. And them 4 cylinder and 6 cylinder imports, they produce 800 horsepower through the block, when you add every other junky thing, you add up to about 1,500 horsepower.(just mocking a ricers point of view )

-Cody

 

And I almost forgot to add that the wings on them ricers, they produce so much downforce and power, the wings can make a 16 second car become a 7 second car! And the NOS, well, we save that untill we race an a REAL CAR, because without it, we would be nothing. Lets not forget, we have to have super-chargers and turbos when we race real cars too, because without them, victory would not have meaning for us!:laugh:

-Cody

 

That huge winged (stock) Supra with the "fart can" makes 1132 rwhp. Not bad for a ricer...

 

The 455 is quite expensive to build up (TA performance has a link to a 455 buildup)... you can build up a MUCH higher HP Mk4 Supra engine for less.

People put all kinds of motors in Miatas. A popular swap is the 4.9 Liter Mustang motor... Monster Miata

BMW with an LS1 -

 

Twin turbo LS1 in a BMW-