you might be a redneck if....

the only christmas card you get is from the hardware store!! :laugh: serious,i opened it yesterday :laugh: $5 coupon to boot!!! :TU:

 

>>>>>If you go to the local Chinese market buy a bag of raw peanuts and make your own home made boiled peanuts because no one in New England has ever heard of them. I would rather eat them than lobster. MMMMMMMM

 

Ever shot a deer in your front yard..

 

no,i dont know how to clean them or i would :laugh: how bout turkeys out the living room window with a .22 ou: :laugh:

 

You might be a Redneck

If you do your Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve at a Truck Stop.

 

Eric,how bout 7-11 on christmas eve on the way home from the tavern :beer yep,done that :grin: burritos for everyone!!! :laugh: with liquid cheese,no less ou:

 

we shoot groundhogs that live in our barn from the basement window with a rifle, and squirrels with a bb gun

i think we need bigger barn cats (maybe a cougar???)

 

If you own anything pictured at this link:

http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics.html

 

yeah,but do 'ya eat 'em? ou:

 

Shooting groundhogs eating in our garden out the kitchen window ou:

 

darn funny!! :TU: thats a redneck :laugh: :bglasses:

 

nah we dont eat them, they run away and die in their holes that theyve dug in our barn floor

 

you might be a redneck if...... you decorate your propane tank for the holidays
you make repairs with duct tape
your sofa is an old car seat

 

I must not be a redneck, I saved an extremely lethargic snake from freezing today by putting it near a warm pile of leaves by the transformer outside.

 

Last year I shot one while I was sitting in a chair on my uncle's deck. He lives way up north in WI and the deer there frequently come right up by the house in the back yard.

 

My uncle used to live in the Los Angeles area. He would shoot Magpies with his 30-30 from the diningroom table through the patio door. (open of course)

 

I actually had to do that once thanks to a dispatcher who never looked at a calendar. :af:

 

too bad ou: really?id have to shoot back :laugh: at times it helps :Brow: ok,i have a loaded pistol in a drawer of my my living room table,am i a redneck? :laugh:

 

Truzi, what kind of snake did you save? I am a big snake fan. I hate rodents as they ruin everything.

 

what you cant own a pistol in dc?? might have to take out anger on a politician p i got my cwp,& was shaking so hard they could barelly fingerprint me p damn,i'm in the system!!!!big bro is watching me uzzled: i have a buddy thats a cop(sheriff))if you have a cwp,it comes back to them if they run your plate number :shock: