funny story here ou: i was out fishing once,had to go to my truck for a beer :beer had my glock in a holster,opened the door to grab my beer & a snake wraped itsef around my leg :error: i pulled my gun & shot....my door!!! ou: needless to say,my buddys were quite nervnous after that ou:
Shot your door? LOL. It's a garter snake or something - and a small one at that. It's dark out, and I didn't take a close look. We don't have a variety of snakes in North East Ohio. The thing is still where I left it yesterday, still barely alive. It looks like it might have an injury to its head (has a colored bump). I don't know if it's dying or just has bad timing - most snakes are hibernating by now.
My sister-in-law works at a pharmacy in Pinville, WV. This little town is located in Wyoming county. To give you some idea how rural the area is, there isn't a shopping mall in this county, not even a Wal-Mart. The nearest fast food place is about a 30 minute drive. She related this story to my wife the other night...... One of the local doctors came in and was talking to the pharmacist. He told him about a female patient who came in for the typical female "exam". During the examination, the doctor asked the woman if she had regular intercourse. The patient paused, then said, "Um, no. I don't think so." The doctor was puzzled, but kept silent. After the examination, the doctor escorted the patient to the crowded waiting room where she loudly called to her husband, "Stanley, do we have Intercourse?" Her husband quickly answered, "I've told you a million times! We have MEDI-CARE!" The doctor had to leave the room.
I just used to keep them in a cooler in my boat, safer that way. If the fish weren't biting, a small toast to the "fish gods" often fixed that right quickly. :TU:
.....If your wife has ever had to chase a raccoon out of the house at 3:00 A.M. on Christmas Eve. (happened last year -- she'll scream and run if she's sees a little ol' land crab, but a big ol' he-coon -- that she handled herself with a broom) Quite serious about this: The kids are convinced he worked for Santa, or at least had something to do with him, and have asked if Santa-coon (insert politically incorrect joke here!) will be back. -- Steve
omfg!!! ok guy,s im really not making this up :error: my wife got a calender with stickers in the mailbox uzzled: she spent 1/2 an hour puting the stickers on the calender... & she had to ask me my birthday!! :laugh: thats funny but true :laugh:
and how long have you been married?!?!? im sure she had other things on her mind ou: in resonse to the redneck comment: yea, you should see my part of jersey, right next to penn, so there are more deer and trees than people. and yes, i like it that way.
I driven that way going to NYC once. I was stuck behind some guy, who was probably named Gunther, driving a rotted out F-150. it was a fun time. :3gears:
cutie :Brow: she's cute anyway, you know you are a redneck if you have summer teeth........ some are teeth, and some aren't! ou:
You have a whole set of salad bowls for christmas dinner and they all say COOL WHIP on the side. :laugh: :laugh: ou: Got to add this in too,, GIT-R-DONE Merry Christmas all,
red neck??? The other day while cleaning??? out my garage, I found a 5 ft. snake skin. That means that Mr. Black snake is in my house some where. Most likely looking for the chip monk that deposited 73 acorns in the container that had all the parts for my hei in it. :af: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Does this count? :grin: Easy way to transport your latest kill! I'm trying to raise my boys right also.
ooooooooooo....... looks like we dun got us a "Dee, Jr." startin'. ou: Let the "I'm a bigger Redneck than YOU" wars begin!! :blast:
