you might be a redneck if....

ha ha, this is a funny thread because the only christmas card i've gotten so far was from Winner Circle...my local speed shop!

 

Would have thought "New Jersey redneck" was a contradiction in terms.

How about this one: If you've ever had to haul a can of paint up to a water tower to defend your sister's honor: you might be a redneck.........

 

yup

 

red neck divorce

....AND what a red neck divorce and a tornado have in common................someones gonna loose a single wide :beer

 

uhh, i guess ill take that as a compliment.......


would you say that having one car parked on the grass off the driveway and two or three on the grass near the road is redneck??? :spank:

 

yup

Oh.,let's not forget the mullet wearin folk

http://www.mulletjunky.com/picfix2.htm

 

education version

http://dwave.wordpress.com/files/2006/09/mulletpresentation3.pdf

 

educational version

this one is priceless...


http://dwave.wordpress.com/files/2006/09/mulletpresentation3.pdf

 

am I disqualified since they all run?

 

oh, I park my ride on the grass; high styling is my trademark and I do it with class...

 

compliment in order, and I park my ride on the grass; high styling is my trademark and I do it with class...