It is very cloudy and looking like it could rain at any minute. I still have a song in my heart. “I’m walking on sunshine whoa!”
Congratulations John! But, we are on the edge of our seat! Did you get an Owl hug and possibly a kiss goodbye? Troy
Never mind. Maybe I’m just delirious. I guess I did call my mother-in-law, repeatedly, the flat ass screech owl. Even though the title says she is supposed to be a penguin. My fault. Yes, I did get a hug, but no kiss. Yuck!
I just came back from Walgreens. I bought myself a case of beer. I’m drinking slow and savoring the flavor. I cannot tell you how good I feel. I feel great!
Last yr they were at the house while we had our get together. John said I could hit that azz if I wanted but couldnt find a suitable weapon before they she got away.
Oh heck yeah, and you all thought I was finished complaining. Wrong. So I’m getting ready for the Fifth annual south Florida Buick get together. I needed to clean the bathroom that they used, which is the guest bathroom. Old freaky dick definitely doesn’t know how to aim his PP anymore. There was piss going down the toilet in the front, piss on the floor, and more in a minute. Yes, I cleaned it all up. He’s not my dad. I think his wife should’ve cleaned it up!!! Or.... he should SIT DOWN on the toilet! After I was finished cleaning the bathroom I smiled. I didn’t smile when I went back an hour later and it smelled like piss in there. The only thing I could figure out was he got pee pee on the bathroom throw rug. I took it outside and threw it in the backyard. An hour later the bathroom smelled much better. Now I understand why every time I used that bathroom, the bathroom window was open. Na, don’t clean up the mess. Just add fresh air to disguise the smell. Later on after my wife had gotten home I told her about the story. I saw her spraying something around her mom’s bed. I don’t know what she was spraying, but I would’ve loved to have sprayed bullets all around that old bat!!! I think at different times in the last two months they both stank. I hope I don’t get that way when I get older.
Oh heck, y’all think I’m finished? Nope. I started cleaning the kitchen the day they left. I didn’t get too far because I had stuff to do, but they definitely left a mess. I did move the toaster oven, and the microwave oven. Of course there were crumbs under both appliances, and somehow sticky mess. That old witch is really good at leaving sticky mess everywhere! I’ll get to the rest of the kitchen early next week. I’m sure I will have more complaints. I can’t believe she actually left her junk food here. She buys so many different brands of junk food, and I don’t eat any junk food. I think I’m just going to throw it all away. Would you believe that she left a wine bottle behind on the counter, and it barely had a swig left in it. Really, you couldn’t have thrown this in the recycle bucket. Maybe she thinks that the little tiny amount that she left behind makes up for all the wine she has taken from my wife. They’re messed up
What a thread! I never clicked on it because I thought it was about hockey! My company, unknown to them, has been paying me to read the first 22 pages of this thread. I can't stop! But I have to so I went to the end to post this and then I am closing it so I can get some work done. Thanks for the entertainment!
John, now look at all the entertainment you've had during the course of the penguins visit, not to mention all the entertainment you've provided for all us V8 Buick guys too. That must amount to something. . What else would you be doing besides drinking beer and relaxing?? Glad you're finally getting some relief, until the next year's Penguin migration.....
I know you John! We met at the GS Nationals 3-4 years ago. I had the red '68 GS400 with the white interior. You were driving your blue '68 GS...
Mike, you are most certainly correct. Are you going to be in BG again? My sons and I will definitely be.
Dang Mart, You have some good points and you have some bad points. LMAO! I tell you what, the weeks after I wrote her the emails were awesome, and weird.
I won’t lie. That witch is still on my mind sometimes. She makes my blood boil! I’ve been to her house, and I’ve been to their cabin. The second breakfast is over everything is cleaned up. The second lunch is over everything is cleaned up. How come when they are in my house they leave breakfast and lunch sitting on the kitchen counter. That’s damn rude! All the times I have heard her say, “When is Deb getting home? We’re starving!“ So my wife, who worked all day long, while you sat on your fat AZZ has to come home from work and make you dinner. I can’t believe my wife takes that crap. Dang, my blood pressure is up again. Drink another beer John!
John it's simple my friend They think they're at a resort. They feel entitled and they feel they should be waited on hand and foot. In their delusional minds they probably think that YOU should feel lucky to have them in your presence. Next year (if there is one) once they arrive slap them with the John tarrifs. The John tarrifs consist of House keeping fees, food and lodging fees, transportation fees, goods and services fees, laundry fees, fees for being there fees, fee fie fo fum fees, pain and suffering fees and last but not least endangered animal (Penguin containment) fees. The grand total comes too $3,857.63 per month, plus taxes and a mandatory gratuity of 20% ontop of course.
I don't know if I will make it this year or not. I would like to go but I have a lot going on here right now. Plus, my wife's sisters are coming to visit in May and... well you know how that goes!
Bob in Canada, that was AWESOME!!!!! I’m going to show people that one!!!!! They should have a 5 likes button!!!
