HELP!!! My penguins are driving me crazy...

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Waterboy, Jan 17, 2016.

  1. gsfred

    gsfred Founders Club Member

    They are starting a penquin colony at your house. Soon there will crumbs and guano all over the place. Santa has been watching, and you must have been REALLY bad this year.
     
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  2. Brian Albrecht

    Brian Albrecht Classic Reflections

    Didn't you just mention that you're retired?
     
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  3. Premier 350

    Premier 350 Chris (aka Webby)

    Nope. I'm on my third Scotch. However is it is 10.35 PM here. I have say I enjoy your 'rants'!
     
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  4. pbr400

    pbr400 68GS400

    Have a mimosa! It’s the socially acceptable morning hooch. (Or start taking shots of Wild Turkey for your ‘cough’).
    Patrick

    You could go out to the most crowded place you can find, get ‘covid’ and have to quarantine...
     
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  5. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some M.M.O.G. guy.....

    John, sitting here waiting to get on my flight to Alaska for Christmas, going back through this thread, laughing so hard everyone thinks the scary bald guy in the airport is nuts!
     
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  6. STAGE III

    STAGE III Lost Experimental 455-4 Bolt Main Block.

    John,
    I’m sorry brother but you are gonna need something stronger than beer for that crew!
     
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  7. alvareracing

    alvareracing Platinum Level Contributor

    John, you are welcome to bring the camper to my place, I have enough property to make you feel like you are camping at a park. But you have to bring your own beer! Like Fritz said you may need something stronger than beer.

    Fernando
     
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  8. gsfred

    gsfred Founders Club Member

    John, you can always escape to my house, got 4 empty bedrooms. Hang out by the pool and watch the crazy golfers while drinking a beer.
     
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  9. Nailhead in a 1967

    Nailhead in a 1967 Kell-Mnown Wember

    I never clicked on this thread before.
    Every time I saw the title coming up in the New Posts, I thought it had to do something with this game :cool:

     
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  10. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    I have room and they'll never find you.
     
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  11. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    2:12 PM Think I'm gonna wash my zoom zoom and go by the beach. Lucas, I'll be thinking about your mountain pass! :)>
     
  12. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    THANK YOU Steve!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    You guys.................................................. seriously make me feel alright! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'll be back after I go by the beach.
     
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  14. Duane

    Duane Member

    One of the greatest threads on this site, and the next season is already starting...........
    Duane
     
  15. gsfred

    gsfred Founders Club Member

    The annual "March of the Penguins" has begun.
     
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  16. 1969RIVI

    1969RIVI Well-Known Member

    John this is a bit too late but you really need to build a "tree house" with a rope ladder for the grand kids. That way next year when the penguins and the nutjob show up you take all your booze, ahh I mean supplies up there with you and pull up the rope ladder, turn up the tunes (so you can't hear the screech owl) and relax uninterrupted :D.
     
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  17. Brian Albrecht

    Brian Albrecht Classic Reflections

    Sounds like you maybe harboring a little flame John. You know, the crazier the hotter, right? :D
     
  18. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    Dang Brian, maybe when she was much younger and NOT FAT like she is now. When she was in her 20's, yes, she was a hottie! Now, just a fat dumb blonde.
     
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  19. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    I did make it by the beach today. As you can see, it was a warm, sunny day. My zoom zoom is finally running good. I got a different carburetor for it, and an electronic distributor with vacuum advance. So it is so much nicer to drive now. It is a pain driving down A1A along the beach though. So many cops doing radar and I don't have a speedometer. IMG_0300.JPG
     
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  20. punk55

    punk55 West Texas Buicks

    Duane is right, this is a great thread. I always look forward to it showing up back at the top. Go to the beer barn for supplies.
     
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