This is why us Corvette Guys are the coolest of all

Unfortunately the comb-over is on the back hair they should trim it and just shave a big #3 in it like you see at Bristol races.:3gears:

 

We all want to see less show and more go.

 

http://s186.photobucket.com/albums/x37/cjfordman/?action=view&current=hairy-nascar-fan.jpg Here he is at Bristol at the race .

 

Seriously, :laugh: does this mean :grin: that Beech Bend is closing? :laugh: I do not see a need for two strips :grin: so close to each other. :laugh:

:grin: This post is the best! :laugh:

Thanks.

 

Nope, you 4 seater commoners will still have Beech Bend, and now you will not have to worry about getting your azz handed to you by a bass boat

Seriously, it seems like Beech Bend was a good host for the NCM events, but the schedule is getting fuller so this is a good option to keep the NCM busy all season.

 

This is 007 kinda info.They will have their own self certified world records on their track.It will be a 1/4 kilometer track advertised as a 1/4 mile.All vettes will now be able to run 7 second 1/4s and we will not be able to run there.The fix is in boys were all done.:3gears:

 

Just a Big Block Buick second. Weren't all Corvette owners conceived in a back seat??? o No:

I'm just sayin'

ElectraJim

 

I'll be next door selling toupees and Aviator glasses. :beer

Cheers,
Laura

 

the hood, man, on the hood...... high heel marks buff out :bla:

 

Why would a (corvette owner)real man ?where heels .:bla:

 

Are you sure?? I thought that Corvette guys only dealt with things rubber and plastic!!!:spank:

 

Steve, a real man is not lying on his back on the hood of a car ---- but it sounds like a Ford man would be ou:

 

Oh this one gets better with every post...:laugh:

 

Steve, maybe the guys from the Volvo Forum can help you out ..........

 

The Corvette boys are really getting pumped :eek2: about the new track!!!

 

What wqs that movie with Woody Harrelson, "Cold Blooded Killers"? Wasn't that a Corvette in the garage that got the ass prints that mesmerized that cop?

 

Those prints on the hood could never be on a Corvette... there are t!t$ on it. :laugh:

 

By starting this post here Donny proved he is into S&M!

We do have to give him credit for Brass tho (wasn't that clever :idea2: )

 

Maybe the Corvette owner pushed a lady onto the hood of his car so then he could go through her purse and steal her hairspray.

 

I studied that hood imprint all day and finally I realized those were man-boob prints....

What was a corvette guy doing face down on that hood?

Was there a second corvette guy involved in that little hood polishing incident?

Will the answers be revealed at this year's Bloomington Gold Gathering?

And lastly, is this method used when the judges are awarding "Survivor" status to a corvette owner's car?