This is why us Corvette Guys are the coolest of all

"King of the Members....King of the Members.." hell We all got members...yeah it had to be two corvette guys on the hood of that volvo.. they had to impress "King of the Members.." Weren't they playin that special vette song??? Y-M-C-A?? :laugh:

 

And lastly, is this method used when the judges are awarding "Survivor" status to a corvette owner's car?[/QUOTE]




Steve. Wouldn't they have to be knee prints for that?

Also, did you guys contact Bloomington Gold for permission to use the "S" word ?

Great post Donny !!! I'm sure that you put your flak jacket on right after you posted it.:blast:

As pointed out earlier,you got Brass ones Donny!

See you at Martin ?

Rich C.

 

"Natural Born Killers" :TU:

 

It must have been a little rough on that hood if survivor status is questionable .Damn ouch:shock:

 

I've got a question.

Are Corvette owners born this way, or is it a choice? Discuss.... o No:

 

I've always had an uncontrollable urge to wrap my a$$ in fiberglass. :moonu:

 

But it was the Mopars that made you a man boob expert... :Brow:

 

That's the one........Thanks.

 

First a quote from a Old school car guy who has a 72 Vette:

"The new Corvette is "Your Father's Oldsmobile"
If I pull in and a group of Corvettes are around, I pull over with the
"other" cars. One will always say why did you park over there?
"It's just an Old Chevy" is my reply."

**Disclaimer**:
These are just a few jokes, not to be taken seriously please:

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Typical vette guy:

So vette guy begins looking into what is in his price range. See, Vette guy wants to go fast with air conditioning, and although the 70 Chevelle He saw for sale is tempting, It has no A/C.

There are many "fastish" cars in his price range, but that Red Corvette...it just screams "buy me!"

So Vette guy buys said Corvette.

On the ride home, Vette guy discovers that Said Vette is indeed quite fast. much faster than most everything else he passes. It sounds good, too. Vette guy is pretty sure this will enhance his libido. The bald spot is also , oddly enough, no longer his major concern, as the new vette came with a swanky Hat that Says "corvette" right on it!

Surely, The budweiser Bikini team is preparing to parachute into his backyard as he is on the way home.

Vette guy is now "The king of the road." He is fully aware that he, of mighty Intellect, has purchased Masculinity and speed for the low,low price of a mere 750 dollars a month(with , of course, the trade in of that stupid Suburban he purchased. shame they wouldn't give him more than 2500 for it, as it was only 4 years old...) Vette guy is pretty sure that local traffic laws do not apply to him any longer, as his machine is vastly superior to all others. clearly, every other car avalible is junk.

Then it happens.
Vette guy spies an add for a local car show. It will, of course, allow for domestic performance vehicles. His vette, in al of it's glory, will surely be the toast of the show. Perhaps he can get the address mishap with the bikini team worked out while he is there.

But how will they know it is his car? How will he avoid dopplegangers?
Ureka! A windbreaker with "CORVETTE" on the back is just the ticket!

while driving to the show, he discovers that someone else purchased the 70 Chevelle. He sees him at a stop light, and smirks at the Chevelle's new Owner. The Chevelle owner, however, has been busy.

The chevelle owner then proceeds to show Vette guy the backside of his car between traffic lights.

Vette guy is in disbeleif. surely the fates are ruling against him. he Tries him again, and this time, Chevelle guy plays with him, allowing him to catch up, only to spank him a second time.

upon arrival to the show, Vette guy parks (logically) next to the longish line of other corvettes. They put them right by the gate! so everyone can see his machine first!
vette guy then has to walk 1/4 of a mile to the other cars.
Vette guy runs into Chevelle guy who holds up his hand and says "I know, I know...The restrictor, right?"
vette guy sees his out. "Yep, that dang 'ol restrictor. Gotta figure out how to get past it....."

Then Chevelle guy and Vette guy notice something ...odd.

The crowd seems to be stirring around a particular automobile.

it is OLD.
It is clearly quite slow. (the valves are in the block...how could it be fast?) it is chipped, cracked, and the left and right headlight buckets are, in fact, different colors. One is dark green, one is shiny black.

it is a 1932 Ford. What is the fasination with this car that looks as if it sat in a barn for the last 5 decades?

baffled, Vette guy looks on it dismay. clearly, these people are idiots.

Chevelle guy, however, walks up to the owner, and asks him when he is gonna put a small block in it and haul ass.

Vette guy then spies a different crowd, all of them are wearing windbreakers. all of the windbreakers say "CORVETTE" on the back.

He approaches them and says "what a buncha dumbshits!".
vette group shakes thier heads in total agreement.

Hot Rod guy tips back a cool glass of Iced Tea and tries to figure out what all the fuss is about.

 

Wow, that story took about as long as the typical Buick quarter mile run, and was just as pointless.......

 

I guess you just had to be there............

 

That was a Candian Buick post and they still have the snow tires on.

 

They need a mile and a half track so that they can say they got over 100mph at the drag strip:grin::bla:

 

Lotsa truth in this thread- all I gotta say...... :laugh:

 

Laugh all you guys want, but the fact is while you are flapping you gums we Vette guys are racing......

FAST Record Holder ?? Corvette
Pure Stock Record holder ?? Corvette
FAST small block ?? Dodge Challenger for another couple of weeks
Pure Stock small block ?? Corvette

If Corvette were a brand, there would only be more Chevy's and Pontiacs at the Martin race

thee time as many Vettes as Buicks registered, don'tcha know

 

The Vette driver dropped his Viagra bottle on the floor and looked down for just a split second...

..."Best Run: 13.47 @ 104.02 2.05 sixty foot" - towing a boat with 6 people my Buick

PS: this is all in good fun:TU:

 

looks like that silver car does not 60 foot very well..........

 

....and

Best looking driver at PS/Fast? Corvette (orange, very fast)

 

Gee, maybe I can join your exclusive fast little club, Donny?? I would have to sell my Dodge. No. Wait. I would then lose my individual identity and just become another member of a Cult. No thanks. I used to own a Sting Ray back in 1978-a 1964 Roadster with removable hard top, Riverside Red with black interior and white soft top, 327/350 4 speed 3.55 gear. But I got tired of the herd mentality with other Corvette owners, so I sold it. Plus it kept breaking every time I tried to race it in a straight line..........

 

Yeah, studded tire sparkshows season is over... All thawed out here finally lol.