Post your best bullcrap story you've ever heard here...

What is the deal with people who tell these BS stories that don't have a drop of truth in them. The only thing it could be that they get out of it is some sort of pleasure that people are so gullible that they believe their believable stories. I mean, how can they actually feel good that someone may be impressed by something that isn't true. It's like "Wow I bet this person is really impressed that I've got a non existent 2007 Z06!...........I wish I really had one so that when they find out I'm talking **** they don't get stuck into me about it." Unbelievable.

 

dude, i nearly **** myself when i read that!:laugh: he should have offered the whale some mustard and relish for his hot dog

 

does the rest of the story go like this?
he went to the bar and left dog outside ,dog ran off and didnt know what to tell his wife

 

Apparently my Z24 had a 305 shoved in it yesterday! I thought I just knocked off the rusted exaust behind the Cat... ou: uzzled:

 

z24 as in vagiclear?

 

uzzled:

 

Well I would like to thank you all for completely wasting my afternoon with these hilarious stories. lol Should have been in the garage putting my GS Stage 5 back together so I can drop in the ZZ600 engine I ordered factory direct from Chevy with the 14 bolt rocket proof rear end. It was dynoed at 867 horsepower and only cost me $1000. I'll see all your sorry butts out on the street where you will be eating the smoke from my quadruple 5" exhaust.

Seriously though. As a relative newbie to classic cars I quite often say I dont know when asked questions because I dont want to look like a fool when someone finds the right answer. Why cant more car people just be honest? Its part of the reason I wont join the local car club. Everyone has to one up the other guy with stories: true and false.

Biggest thing I run into around here is the guy who has such and such car at home that hes gonna drop such and such engine into with thousands of dollars in parts etc. But I'll be damned if the guy doesnt even have a job and I generally see him walking around town cause his license has been yanked or his g/f cant give him a ride to the bar cause she has a real job. Most are also waiting on some settlement from some accident so that they can get their car up and running.

I've also noticed its not generally the guys at the strip that tell tall tales but the guys at the car shows who do so. All show and no go basically. Wish I could find some car people around here with some sense who just like to enjoy cars and relatively "real" stories. Cause real stories of the automotive sort are hilarious. I have a few "real" stories that Im sure some would find a bit far fetched. But alas I have no one to share them with up here in the great white north. Many of these stories involve a 69 GS that I bought when I was 19. Many fond memories. Later all. STeve

 

I swear on a stack of Bibles all of my stories are totally true...ray:

(I do, however, check in from time to time just to make sure none of 'em are on here...:grin: )

 

i think what it is, that all of you have a hard time with, is the fact that if these bs'ers were 10-20 years younger, theyd be immediately labeled ricers, but many of you have a hard time believing people in your own generation can actually be a ricer- remember, a ricer is a person, not a car, they come in all shapes and forms, and drive all kinds of cars.

 

i totally agree with that statement. i can go to the local drag strip and have a nice, civil, respectful, non bs conversation with a total stranger no matter what kind of car he races because everybody at the track knows time slips do not lie. and for the most part, the other racers at the track will be just like me: they have a set budget and build their favorite car the best they can and have fun with it. no punk-like trash talking. i have 0 respect for somebody who has all the time in the world to talk down to other people and rev their cars up at the light and redline the bitch while driving past my house in town at midnight or so, but somehow always have other plans on raceday.

i got a question for people from other states: do ricers flock to the nearest wallmart late at night to sit around in the parking lot blasting stereos with the cars lined up and the hoods all popped? or is that just every town in ohio only? zoom zoom, assbags!

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Or Target stores.

 

"i got a question for people from other states: do ricers flock to the nearest wallmart late at night to sit around in the parking lot blasting stereos with the cars lined up and the hoods all popped? or is that just every town in ohio only? zoom zoom, assbags!"

Nahh....usually its the local Taco Bell or K-mart lol uzzled:

 

Yeah, all four of them sit in the coopers foods parking lot here.

 

Out in Slidell they sit in the far end of the parking lot during cruise night and drive by bumping their stereos.After all the real cars leave,then they start doing donuts so the can "Burn Rubber"

 

Here in G'ville the ricers used to all go to the K-Mart now they go to the Mall. About 100 of them. A friend asked me to bring the Turbo one night while he drove his WRX. I wasn't even get out of the car and they wanted a piece of the Turbo. Cops everywhere and I said are you nuts? We won't get 100 yards. Of course they started in with "you afraid to lose". I said who has the fasted car here? I took him for a ride out on I-75 and came back. He was cool and told them "don't bother you'll loose"! He was no bull, he did have a good running WRX when I saw it at the track one night, mid 12's. He got me off the line and I did not pass him till halfway through second gear.
The only thing is with the price of the car and all the work and bolt ons he has $35K+ in the car to run mid 12's. To duplicate my flawless Turbo would cost you $20K+ to run very low 11's probably high 10's if you pushed it. But if you had a good driver you could build a high 11/low 12 sec reliable, daily driver, docile street car for $10K+. It is just mind boggeling the money people spend to run mid 13's in a mustang or ricer.

Mikey

 

Guy at work thinks my Electra is actually a truck. I informed him to the fact that it is infact a car, he said no. Quite sure of himself. He said ts a truck. His reasoning was its weight. He said if it weighsthat much i must be a truck. :Smarty: Thanks for clearing that up. I must buy a blue singlet and a truckers cap.

 

That reminds me of the "crossover" SUV... come on, it's really a station wagon.

 

Do you hate Mustangs? What about Kia Sportages? Well here's a story about both. A couple of years back I'm driving home from work with my friend who's working with me. My little ole Kia is running poorly on only 3.5 cylinders because one plug was half fouled. I'm driving up a mountain when almost at the top I see a Rustang coming in the mirror. He blows by me just before going to the top. Pissed me off because he passed me in a blind curve, but what could I do? I told my buddy to hold on that we would aggravate this guy. My buddy didn't say a word. We take off down the mountain with all the little Kia's might. I start gaining on him as the Kia enters a curve on what felt like 3 wheels. I finally hit a very short straight stretch of road and managed to get the little thing up to 95 mph! I pulled closer to the GT. Finally at the bottom of the mountain I caught the smart ass on 3 wheels again in a curve. My buddy is still silent with a death grip on the handle. Since we were at the bottom of the mountain and a long stretch of flat hwy was ahead, I slowed down. No chance to run with him now.

The look on that guy's face in the mirror was priceless. He should have passed me earlier when I was at the bottom of the mountain and not the top and he should have passed someone that didn't drive that curvy road almost every day of his life.

My friend has told this story to several since then. He said it was the scariest moment of his life and that he couldn't even sleep good that night. I ask him why he didn't say something so I could slow down and he told me because he wanted me watching and thinking about the road. Good ideal!!

By the way, this is a road with hardly any traffic. This was only about a 5 mile run too. I never felt like I was putting myself or friend in any danger. I drive this so much that I know every fly crossing my path. I knew the Kia's limitations too and never came close to flipping it even though my friend thought I did. Warning, this was almost a closed course with a professional driver performing the stunts. At least I should have gone professional long ago. LOL

 

great story's here

i've got one to
no bullcrap just about me and my century :Brow:

when i bought the car it stood stil for at least 10 years.
i checked the brakes and the engine ran ( barley p )
At this time i studied for car mechanic so you now all the guys there are car nut
so one mornig i decided to take te century to school :Brow:
so on the moterway i spotted a friend of mine in his crappy car and i decided to drive next to him to see if he would notice me
gee ofcourse he did (what can you excpect if you car looks like this
)

:laugh:
anyway when i arrived at school there were now parking spaces anymore witch i could fit my ( europe terms ) huge car in so i parked it in the park
the friend of mine came to me and said he wanted to see the engine and stuff.
within 10 to 15 minutes there were around to 15-20 people around my car that i didn't know or anything :laugh:
they all loved to hear that big ( 350 o No: ) engine roar
but the thing with it was that the carb worked great in neutral but when i put the car in drive the car ran only good at idle and a little more and at wot :Brow: .
so took some off them for a ride to the train and whent homa later that day.
but they all lovend to see my car parked between all the euro crap witch most teens drive in over here.
( i did have the most horses under the bonnet tho )

On the way back home i stood next to a fairly new BMW and i was reving the engine to make the car wobble p ( bad shocks you know . . .)
anyway the guy in that beemer looked at my car was a ferarri and was the fastest thing on the street ( or the most ugly :grin: ):shock:
i'll never forget that face he had !
ofcourse when the light turned green i ray: that the car wouldn't stall :laugh:
i drove it for a short week because it would stall almost every time at mid revs or acceleration and began the resto.

not the most exciting but it sure was fun :beer

Greetings Lennard